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chaotic-addict:

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chaotic-addict:

Oh my god.

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Anonymous

No. You may not touch my hair. I fear you may contaminate it with your…self.

*chuckles* I've managed to throw-up on an innocent by stander, so I've done a little *smiles embarrassed*

While not exactly what I was hoping for, I suppose it will do. You must try harder next time though, little one. The aim is to embarrass others, not yourself.

"I see." I said. "She'll also has fierce papa to protect her as well." I smirked at him. "Son or daughter, I hope they have your beautiful eyes and your smile."

*Loki turned his head away, trying to hide his smile* I just hope they have your spirit, and strength, my love.

"Girl or boy?" I asked, blinking up at him.

I would prefer a boy first. A girl later, maybe, so our first born, our son, can protect her when I am not there to do so myself.

Loki, do you like My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic Loki? I think you'd like Luna, Loki. Your name's sound a like. And her sister banished her to the moon. I think you and Luna would get a long Loki. Your name's fun to say. Loki Loki Loki Loki Loki Loki Loki Loki Loki Loki Loki Loki Loki Loki Loki Loki Loki Loki Loki
Anonymous

I am glad you approve of my name… I am a little concerned for your mental state, however…

I have not heard of this ‘My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic’. I am not sure I approve. Magic is something I know very well, and I assure you that some asinine sentimental attachment has nothing to do with the shaping of shadows, or the whispers of the stars, which I have spent my whole life studying.

I presume this ‘Luna’ returned after gathering allies and honing her powers on the moon and destroyed everything her foolish and cruel sister held dear? This would be the obvious conclusion, no?

Do you ever get nervous around Thor due to the fact you you're helmet is practically a lightning rod?
Anonymous

No. That would imply I was afraid of Thor. His lightning has never killed me or even incapacitated me so far. Besides, the fool will never be able to bring himself to truly hurt me, so why should I be nervous?

It has been far too long since I have bowed to you, my mischievious lord *bows and smiles*

Welcome back. I trust you have caused much mischief and chaos in your absence?

What do you think of Freyja?

She is the mother of my Sigyn, and my foster aunt. Also, she trained with the Valkyrie. I do not think there is anything that could make a woman more terrifying to a man. Even one as powerful and amazing as myself. I try to keep out of her way. 

"My love, nothing will give me more pleasure than to have your children. I think you shall be pleased." I place my head on his shoulder. "No one will ever separate us from our children. Not even Odin himself."

No. He will not. We will raise them together. *Loki stroked Sigyn’s hair lightly, almost afraid this was a dream and that she would vanish at his touch*