Oh my god.

No. You may not touch my hair. I fear you may contaminate it with your…self.
While not exactly what I was hoping for, I suppose it will do. You must try harder next time though, little one. The aim is to embarrass others, not yourself.
*Loki turned his head away, trying to hide his smile* I just hope they have your spirit, and strength, my love.
I would prefer a boy first. A girl later, maybe, so our first born, our son, can protect her when I am not there to do so myself.

I am glad you approve of my name… I am a little concerned for your mental state, however…
I have not heard of this ‘My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic’. I am not sure I approve. Magic is something I know very well, and I assure you that some asinine sentimental attachment has nothing to do with the shaping of shadows, or the whispers of the stars, which I have spent my whole life studying.
I presume this ‘Luna’ returned after gathering allies and honing her powers on the moon and destroyed everything her foolish and cruel sister held dear? This would be the obvious conclusion, no?
No. That would imply I was afraid of Thor. His lightning has never killed me or even incapacitated me so far. Besides, the fool will never be able to bring himself to truly hurt me, so why should I be nervous?
Welcome back. I trust you have caused much mischief and chaos in your absence?
She is the mother of my Sigyn, and my foster aunt. Also, she trained with the Valkyrie. I do not think there is anything that could make a woman more terrifying to a man. Even one as powerful and amazing as myself. I try to keep out of her way.
No. He will not. We will raise them together. *Loki stroked Sigyn’s hair lightly, almost afraid this was a dream and that she would vanish at his touch*
